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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

yonathehedgehog:

YOU’RE GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS, DON’T EVEN TRY TO SCROLL PAST IT

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brigwife:

dubbledeckerbus:

a-sorta-fairytale:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american’s campaign against universal healthcare britain laughs because thats fucking stupid

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we fucking call it maths because it’s fucking mathematics there’s more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained eagle-fuckers can only handle one

This whole post just sort of screams “fuck you America”

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A net is just a bunch of holes tied together, like, what the fuck? how do holes fucking catch something?

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She kinda passed the torch to Brittany IMO 

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acatstale:

I forgot just how much I love this movie

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lukaziegs:

mybisexualfury:

givemethedrug:

"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful

I love this!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

The new generation arises. HELLS TO THA YES!

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ggerrard:

Thought of the day.
"You are never too small to make a difference."


Yeah, no matter how small you are, you can still cause endless destruction, and destroy those bigger than you!

ggerrard:

Thought of the day.

"You are never too small to make a difference."

Yeah, no matter how small you are, you can still cause endless destruction, and destroy those bigger than you!

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angel-kink:

mingion:

Does anyone realized, it’s the red circle. The red one stands for America.

I think the Russians didn’t mess up, they were sending a message.


“Prior to 1951, the official handbook stated that each color corresponded to a particular continent: blue for Europe, yellow for Asia, black for Africa, green for Australia and Oceania and red for America ” -Wikipedia

well shit

Red is also the symbol of the Bolsheviks. Does anyone else smell another revolution/civil war coming?

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10knotes:

bradventuretime:

Creationism is the one true way

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Evolution can be proved by toast. same family as bread. completely different shit

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wreckitronnie:

wreckitronnie:

Listening to music older than you are
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Listening to only Top 40 Hits

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Listening to Obscure Underground music nobody knows about

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Bashing someone for their taste in music

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Creating a false sense of superiority based on music choice

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Applejuice

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everytime this post comes back an angel gets its wings

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glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

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ohmyfreakinggodric:

I’m really curious about what the distribution of tumblr users looks like worldwide…

Central America  North America  South America  Africa  Asia  Europe  (Antarctica???)

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