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doitsu:

doitsu:

i think my favorite picture from tumblr is the one where a person is riding their bike and falls off of it and hurts themself and blames communism for it

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fuckingn00b:

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khan2kool:

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ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

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gamewiregirl:

This is Princess Dead Pool. My 3 year old told me EXACTLY how she wanted the costume to look and walked me through the entire thing, bossing me around. It was so much fun.

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iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game
Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his
waluweewee

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

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misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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darrenismydisneyprince:

this is seriously one of the most powerful scenes on glee ever

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storyofagayboy:

LESBIAN JUDGE WILL NOT WED STRAIGHT COUPLES

It’s nothing personal, but Dallas County judge Tonya Parker does not perform wedding ceremonies for heterosexual couples looking to tie the knot. What is her reason? The state of Texas, along with 30 other states, does not currently allow same-sex marriage. Despite recent victories in places like Oregon and Pennsylvania, many states are still in court over the issue leading this openly gay judge to politely turn away couples until marriage is equal.

In an interview with the Dallas Voice, Parker said ,“I’m sorry. I don’t perform marriage ceremonies because we are in a state that does not have marriage equality, and until it does, I am not going to partially apply the law to one group of people that doesn’t apply to another group of people.”

While some are outraged, many applaud Parker, pointing out that same-sex couples have been denied marriages for years and that this is just an ironic dose of how homosexuals are treated.

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unfriendlyasiangirl:

*accidentally bumps into you* oops sorry *accidentally holds your hand* oh silly me so sorry *accidentally slips a ring onto your finger* my bad *accidentally marries you* oh how clumsy of me

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nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

yonathehedgehog:

YOU’RE GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS, DON’T EVEN TRY TO SCROLL PAST IT

goosebumps

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brigwife:

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iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american’s campaign against universal healthcare britain laughs because thats fucking stupid

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we fucking call it maths because it’s fucking mathematics there’s more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained eagle-fuckers can only handle one

This whole post just sort of screams “fuck you America”

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